My parents were renting out our flat to the daughter of our old window cleaner because they moved down south and she stayed up here, but evicted her because her mates were, for want of a better word, twats, and kicked down a neighbour’s door and got her in trouble with the police twice. After spending about two months trying to finalise her getting out she finally left last week. My parents went up on Friday to assess the damage and the carpets are fucked, the door’s fucked because she locked a dog in the kitchen, there’s dog shit on the floor, and ON THE WALLS, the curtains are hanging off, the shower rail is broken and the cupboard under the window is fucked.

She owes them about 2 months of rent already and her deposit went on getting the solicitor to get rid of her. She refuses to see my parents in person and even her dad isn’t responding to my mum’s calls. But she left her birth certificate, bank details and details of her employment in the flat which means she’ll have to see them at some point if she wants her birth certificate back because my parents changed the locks.

And really, perhaps the CARE HOME that she works at deserves to know what a little bratty shithead they’ve employed.