Wretched Little Brit

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April 2012

Apr 30, 20121,702 notes
#game of thrones #a man could get it #keeping those tags ha

if anyone can throw me a livestream for game of thrones I’d be eternally greatful, I can’t find shit.

Apr 29, 20121 note
Apr 29, 201288 notes

Thinking about it 3am by Busted has some creepy lines. 

“I don’t give a damn what you do, I’m gonna get with you again, and that’s the way this night is gonna end.”

Just saying, the whole not respecting someone’s space after you’ve been told to piss off issss notttt romantic.

Apr 29, 20121 note
#like it is not fun when you're like 'no go away' but NOPE THEY DON'T GO AWAY

amazing-ass-of-hawkeye:

brittunculi:

It must be fairly nice to know that all you have to do is smile at the camera and the photo will come out nice.

Basically fuck photogenic people I hate you all.

you are very photogenic. anyone with this name should be considered an authority.

hahahahaha oh my god your name just changed after I reblogged that

fantastic

I’ll delete the last post

anyway, to repeat

Need I point you to every photo taken of me ever?

Because I will.

Apr 29, 20129 notes

My insatiable need for continuing conversation means I clutch at straws of conversations and probably look super dull. How irritating.

Apr 29, 2012
#I am a bucketload of cheerful today #oh this conversation seems to be coming to an end let's pick up that one minor point #and expand upon it endlessly and wow they've gone offline that does not surprise me

It must be fairly nice to know that all you have to do is smile at the camera and the photo will come out nice.

Basically fuck photogenic people I hate you all.

Apr 29, 20129 notes
#weeping into my thousands of mugshots #just one good photo please #god #just one #so when i die tragically there's at least a photo for the news to show #when people upload like 50 photos and they look PERFECT IN THEM ALL #so sad #memoirs of an ugly person
Apr 29, 20126,476 notes
#Achilles is a prick #I will never give up this haterade #the art is pretty though #Penthesilea is cool #though i didn't think she fell in love with him did she? #i may be projecting my own distaste for achilles upon this story #W/E I HAVE LOTS OF MYTHOLOGY FEELS OK
Apr 29, 201240,916 notes
#correct #this essay is destroying me

thelocalpaedo:

TAKEEEEEEEE

ONNNNNNNN

MEEEEEEEE

TAKE ON ME

Apr 29, 201282,193 notes
#magic
Apr 29, 20121,701 notes

I need to stay in the library all day tomorrow.

But I also need to buy cheese and milk.

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo

dairy products before disquisitions.

Apr 28, 2012
#yes i did just google for a synonym for essay that began with a d what of it
Apr 28, 20121 note
#goddammit google books I need you to come through for me please god

Man I wish I could stop comfort eating.

Apr 28, 20121 note
#like it is the one thing i would sell my soul for #all my other flaws I can deal with #but for blind io's sake stop eating vicki
Apr 28, 2012196 notes
#oh look it's my life
Xanthus or Bailus, after Achilles' horses. DO IT.

ACHILLES’ MAGICAL TALKING HORSE YEEEESSSS. I think Xanthus is a possibility.

Apr 28, 20121 note

I need to name my car.
Dis my car.

image


GIMME IDEAS. 

Apr 28, 20123 notes
#I don't get to drive it until I get home at the end of may #but it will need a name by then! #if it was black i'd be super lame and call it the black pearl negl
Apr 28, 20121 note
#dammit miley stop being catchy

Oh Jesus I’m not kidding please god someone motivate me.

Apr 28, 20121 note

No matter how much I stare at what I already have there is no force in the universe strong enough to motivate me to write more of this essay.

Apr 28, 20122 notes
#like I'm writing about the Godfather you'd think I'd be fine #NOPE
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