I’ve decided that in order to force people to like me I have to stop being all “I don’t know them well enough to make this joke” and just be a cheeky twat to everyone.
Foolproof.
March 2012
Losing my flat key while doing handstands on the field = possibly not my proudest moment.
Should probably try and find that tomorrow.
I like wearing this joker t-shirt because it’s like I have eyes on my boobs.
They see you.
Oh Jesus, seriously I lost so many things so many times tonight it was ridiculous.
When I went to see the Hunger Games it was awesome and I was pretty much the only person at the back and I sat all “awwww yeah, this cinema is mine” and then literally just as the film started some ~rebellious schoolkids who were skiving came and sat right behind me and proceeded to spend the next two hours eating loudly, crinkling their packets/boxes and drinks and talking/making comments. I know I should have just moved but I was too comfy.
Schools should have a cinema etiquette class. Not that it would help because they wouldn’t go anyway.
lol, i'm wearing a light button down top and it's like 85. i almost want you to come here during the summer to see your reaction
This would be me
Alternatively:
>15 degrees outside?
TIME TO STRIP.
I think it actually almost hit 20/did hit 20. AMAZING.
MIRROR MIRROR IS A MODERN MASTER PIECE. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE OF THE CULTURE DIFFERENCE TBH.
I like how before the Hunger Games here they showed both Snow White movie trailers. The one that is never going to win any awards but seems like it could be fun in the mindless action way and at least it has Chris Hemsworth and some nifty trailer music followed by one that just looks so awful in so many ways.
Who’s idea was that?!
It doesn’t matter how much I tell myself that “this is what you’ve got, deal with it,”
I don’t think I am ever ever ever ever going to be remotely happy with any aspect of the way I look.
And it kinda upsets me that I feel this way because going through your life wishing you were something else is only going to lead to unhappiness.
I understand the general sentiment of “you shouldn’t worry about weight” but when people say stuff like girls are so dumb when they’re obsessed with their appearance, or making some sort of connection with worrying about weight and vanity/self obsession etc it’s incredibly problematic.
- meanwhile in Britain: is that...is that sun?
Someone needs to make a sound person meme.
“Sound’s the least important thing?
GOOD LUCK.”
“Fix it in post?
Fuck you.”
etc etc
How is it only 4:20? I need it to be like 9 so I can start doing shit because I doubt I’ll be sleeping for a while and if I do fall asleep I’m fucked.
