Speaking of facebook, seeing as I’m not on here as much if anyone wants it just ask!
It’s been way too long since I did sports. I’m sat looking at trainers on the internet thinking what the hell am I meant to get.
This is to clear the name of my father and my father’s father and my great...– Neckbeards fail history class, remain pressed. (via pluralisms)
YEAAAHHH, don't you all wish you were in my phone...
woke up to a series of wonderful texts from the...
vicki: In in biscuits dquaek vicki: oh dwarf alice vicki: oh dead alice omg I am laughing so much vicki: auto correct istr devil vicki: help me vicki: I am aol very sorry vicki: I didn’t mean to xakl you dwarf please forhicw me Just FYI biscuits dquaek = Leicester square. Just to let you decipher it a little more.
It’s so much effort to not have a TV license. I JUST WANT TO WATCH NON-LIVE TV SHOWS ON IPLAYER AND THE LIKE. I SACRIFICE WATCHING DOCTOR WHO AND SPOOKS LIVE TO SAVE MONEY, WHY MUST YOU ALSO BOTHER ME WITH VISITS.
Also it is FAR too hot for almost October. This is unnatural.
My first delivery of post to uni consists of two batman: tsa volumes, cloudy with a chance of meatballs, the gloves for my Quorra costume and “haunted northumberland”. Oh.and a threatening letter about a tv license that I don’t need. WOOOOOOH BEING A RESPONSIBLE ADULT.
so i found out today it takes exactly 2 double malibu and cokes, two vodka and cokes, one double vodka and coke and a sambuca shot to get me to dance with people I’ve only just met.
kesali asked: How do you say twitter?
omg someone with a northern accent just walked past my window talking LET ME FIND YOU LETS BE FRIENDS
I just paused my music when I scrolled past a gif of a music video. Not my brightest moment.
slutinatruck: so people keep laughing at the way I say cook so I was going to upload a video of me saying it but that seemed a bit weird but can I just have a second opinion guys, do I say cook weird?! no you don’t! everyone is mocking everything i say, screw them all!
ariannemartell: Reading a book and this guy shows up and the only physical description I have of him is “He rolled the sleeves up past the elbows, exposing tanned and muscled arms.” I am already in love. Arms are the greatest. I even have gifs dedicated to arms. Arms arms arms arms.
On one hand I want someone to see Rec 3 with me if it’s shown in UK cinemas, I also don’t because I turn into an embarrassing loser when I’m watching the other two.
Young children should be banned from singing Ring a Ring o’ Roses in tv shows/movies.
It’s really weird not having the regional accent for where I live. I say stuff and people rip the shit out of it. I don’t mind, it’s all fun and they know I love my accent and wouldn’t change it for the world BUT IT IS REALLY WEIRD.
THEY'RE PLAYING IRIS BY THE GOO GOO DOLLS.
IRIS BY THE GOO GOO DOLLS. WHAT TYPE OF PARTY ARE YOU HAVING?!!!!
See, now they’re playing Dizzee Rascal. I understand that.
Say, hypothetically, someone hypothetically went to brush her teeth and hypothetically accidentally sprayed hypothetical deodrant onto it instead of toothpaste, hypothetically would it be safe to put in her mouth after she hypothetically washes it for a while? Hypothetically.
Leaving a bar at 10pm to go and watch a 45 minute homemade film about Nightwing in someone’s room? Fuck yes, this is the life.
There is only one show on par with playing with my emotions as much as ASOIAF and that is Spooks.
I feel super bad leaving the Northern Stars sound person-less because no one else is stepping up. Come on, you bastards, I won’t have it said that sound let down the Northern Stars after all the work I put into it!
A song for my shower:
Cuz you’re hot and you’re cold You’re hot, then you’re cold, You’re hot and then you’re cold again, Then hot and cold quickly in succession, Cold for a longer period then hot again, oh! perfect temperature, no wait, you’re hot, and you’re cold and hot, then you leak water over the floor.
I think I just put out my back by taking my shorts off.
beartrapfacemask: upisdown: I just bought myself a ticket to see Frank Turner by myself (weeeyyy) and sent them to my old address (double weeeyyyy). I’m not sure which of these three horrifically embarrassing things is worst. I say to ye: shut it.
I just bought myself a ticket to see Frank Turner by myself (weeeyyy) and sent them to my old address (double weeeyyyy).
surfgoths: if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne he’s just not that into you
“Yeah, I walk past your room and all sorts of strange music is coming from it!” SUCCESS.
Anyone know what the music at the end of this Spooks trailer is?