October 2011
oh shit, the walking dead’s on my dash, I GUESS THAT’S MY CUE TO LEEEEAVE.
I got to crack out this baby again too.

Obviously now I’m missing the wig and the gloves.
this grapefruit.

My dash is constant irrelephants right now.
uh oh opinions
“Wearing skimpy clothes serves no purpose other than to advertise the fact that you want to get laid. Showing off your skin serves no purpose other than attracting people.”
no
and that is all I have to say on that matter

last night i got prepositioned by an 18 year old with the line “hey… i’ve got a double bed”
man
it was literally the most sexy thing i’ve ever heard
Not sure how you resisted.
PREPOSITIONED
SHHHHHH, TYPOS HAPPEN.
last night i got prepositioned by an 18 year old with the line “hey… i’ve got a double bed”
man
it was literally the most sexy thing i’ve ever heard
Not sure how you resisted.
I’m such a bad student. I keep buying packs of salmon that cost £4 a pop.
BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD AND IS SO EASY TO MAKE INTO A PASTA MEAL.
the problem with ‘sexy’ halloween costumes is that i’m sexy every other day of the year so i need ONE day off to dress up otherwise, jeez
I guess this technically counts as a 4pm lie-in.
OOPS.
do you ever dislike a person on here but are afraid to speak your mind because everyone else rides their dick like a rodeo and they will get butthurt
Every now and then I remember how much I love ASOIAF/GoT and tear up a little bit.
Finale // Ramin Djawadi
Game of Thrones OST
The Firefly/Serenity scores are so preeettttyyyy.
